Casual convos
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
I fuel the teenage stereotype
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball
Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
we went in the darkroom today and looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger
Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman..
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
• I shave my legs for myself so when I am sleeping naked in bed, they feel smooth against each other: not for you.
• I wear make-up because it enhances my features and gives me a confidence boost: not for you.
• I wear tight jeans, crop tops, skirts and bikinis because I feel good when I pass my reflection: not for you.
• I cut my hair this way because I am unique and I think it looks awesome: not for you.
None of what I do to my body is ever for you. It is for me and my confident self.
Maybe not confident but I don’t do it for anyone except myself.
It’s super hot in my room, but my head and heart feel cold.
I miss heartbeats, I miss sighs, I miss tracing lazy patterns across skin, I miss yanking the covers around intertwined legs to keep warm, I miss when a bed didn’t feel lonely.
the face I make when I get caught out doing something I shouldn’t and know full well I did it but have to act shocked and confused to cover my tracks

